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If a "CAUTION" sign was on the front door of your home, what would it say?
Example: "CAUTION: Mother inside with too much stress and too little chocolate."
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Why I love The Hunger Games
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CAUTION
Rachel is over-excitable and prone to disappear at short notice. Do not feed her with tales of exotic destinations. Thank you.
CAUTION
When entering this house, please leave any prejudice and intolerance present in the basket at the front door.
We thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Caution:
The animals in this enclosure are prone to anxiety. Approach slowly. Do not feed the animals (unless you are providing a balanced diet of chocolate and wine)
Caution: If it is between the hours of 2 & 3, know that the one in charge is currently on break.
CAUTION: A quilter lives here. Pins and needles in abundance.
Pet alert! Beware of dust bunnies.
"one of us has got a virus for sure - are you sure you want to come in?"
Just because someone is home does not mean they are available.
If it is between the hours of 9-5pm, they are working just like everyone else.
Shoe droppings on the floor will result in shoe disposal
B.O. & Yakking are not tasty condiments on my couch or toilet
Parking in the wrong spot will get you towed. There is a free reserved next to mine because that tenant got evicted.
If you are a couch guest, just shut the door behind you. If not, I expect breakfast.
Enjoy your stay here at Hotel Carrie.
CAUTION: Abundance of ornate and florid vocabulary within. Proceed with a dictionary.
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